ALIGN: Practice Management Solution

  1. What do you call a group of chiropractors at a conference? A crack-down!
  2. Why did the chiropractor visit the bank? He needed a loan to expand his spinecialization.
  3. What do you call a chiropractic assistant who’s always making adjustments? A subluxation sensation!
  4. Why did the patient go to the chiropractor twice a week? He had a recurring disc-ount.
  5. What do you call a chiropractor who works underwater? A coral adjustmenter!
  6. What did the chiropractor say to the nervous patient? Don’t worry, I’ve got your back… literally!
  7. What do you call a chiropractor who gives free adjustments? A spine saint!
  8. Why did the chiropractor win the award? He was verte-bravely helpful!
  9. What’s the best thing about seeing a chiropractor? The crack-ling conversation afterwards!
  10. Why did the chiropractor cross the road? To adjust the posture of the chicken on the other side!
  11. What did the chiropractor say to the runner with back pain? You need to take your training spinally serious!
  12. What do you call a chiropractor who works with robots? A robo-adjuster!
  13. What do you call a chiropractor who specializes in treating dinosaurs? A jurassic crackulator!
  14. Why did the chiropractor get arrested? He was charged with spine-dering the peace!
  15. What do you call a chiropractor who works with musicians? A tune-up specialist!
  16. What did the chiropractor say to the patient who didn’t believe in adjustments? Just give it a spin and see!
  17. Why did the chiropractor go to the gym? He wanted to work on his core values!
  18. What do you call a chiropractor who only makes small adjustments? A micro-chiropractor!
  19. What did the chiropractor say to the patient who complained about the clicking sound? Don’t worry, it’s just your spine telling you a joke!
  20. Why did the chiropractor quit his job? He couldn’t handle all the pressure! (Sorry, had to do it!)
  21. What’s the difference between a chiropractor and a magician? A magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat, while a chiropractor pulls a rabbit out of your back pain!
  22. What did the chiropractor say to the patient who couldn’t afford treatment? Don’t worry, I’ve got your back… financially! (Just kidding, chiropractors are professionals!)
  23. What do you call a chiropractor who uses humor in their practice? A spine-tingling comedian!
  24. Why did the chiropractor travel the world? He wanted to spread the word about spinal health!
  25. What do you call a chiropractor who works with royalty? A spine-al advisor!
  26. What did the chiropractor say to the patient with a stiff neck? Don’t worry, I’ll get you back on the right track!
  27. What do you call a chiropractor who works with athletes? A sports spine-cialist!
  28. Why did the chiropractor change his name? He wanted a more appealing crack!
  29. What do you call a chiropractor who’s always late? A spine-chronic procrastinator!
  30. What do you call a chiropractor who’s always early? A spine-tacular timekeeper!
  31. What did the chiropractor say to the patient who complained about the price? Don’t worry, I’ll adjust it! (See what I did there?)
  32. What do you call a chiropractor who works with pregnant women? A maternity spine-cialist!
  33. Why did the chiropractor go to the library? He wanted to check out the latest spine-chilling literature!
  34. What do you call a chiropractor who works with animals? A vet-ebral adjuster!
  35. What did the chiropractor say to the patient who was always hunched over? You need to straighten up and fly right!
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